Status last updated on:10:04 AM March 11, 2014
(Mick Ryder afternoon on The Most Music KISR 93!)
From 'The Jokes My Grandfather Told Me' Dept:
...This fellow was going bald there was no two ways about it.
Trying to cheer him up his wife bought him a toupee. She was very excited to show off her “new husband”, so she was thrilled when one of their friends invited them to a party at their house.
It was later that night after the party that the wife found her husband lounging around on the couch looking depressed.
“What’s wrong Honey?” she said sitting down on the couch next to him.
“I didn’t enjoy the party at all,” complained the husband, “I was so self conscious I felt like everyone was able to tell I was wearing a toupee.
“Oh Sweety” she said patting his knee, “I’m sure nobody was able to tell! In fact all of the people at the party that I told, were all surprised!”...