(Mick Ryder afternoons on The Most Music KISR 93!)
...I think it's time to get my mom's eyes examined. The other day while on the phone with her she said, " "I met this horrible and rude man downtown this morning, and right away I knew he was a troublemaker. He started to insult me and he used really bad language, he even threatened me!"
"Did you call the police?", I asked, shocked at what she just told me.
"No.", mom sighed.
"Why not? How did you meet this a**h**le?", I demanded.
"Well, we met by accident.", mom said, "I hit him with the car"...
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