8:21 AM December 11, 2013
(Mick Ryder afternoons on The Most Music KISR 93!)
...In the Holiday Spirit, here's your Hump Day Quickies...
...A man went to his psychiatrist and said, "What's wrong with me? I'm afraid of Santa."
The psychiatrist said, "You must be Claustrofobic."
When do you stop believing in Santa Claus?
When you start getting clothes for Christmas.
What's red and white and falls down the chimney?
..Last & certainly least...
Santa and his reindeer landed on the top of an outhouse. As they skidded to a halt you could hear Santa holler out, "I SAID THE SCHMIDT HOUSE!"...