9:04 AM December 2, 2013
(Mick Ryder afternoons on The Most Music KISR 93!)
...Let's kick off the season...
...Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas.
The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.
The second man presents a Christmas Tree shaped cookie, so he is also allowed in.
The third man pulls out a pair of stockings.
Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"
The third man answers proudly, "They're Carol's."...