Status last updated on:9:45 AM March 12, 2014
(Mick Ryder afternoons on The Most Music KISR 93!)
...And now, your Hump Day Quickies...
Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist?
They fought tooth and nail.
I believe Google was invented by a woman, because it won't let you finish a sentence without coming up with other suggestions.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink
Which President was less guilty? Lincoln...He's in a cent...
...Last & certainly least...
Contacts are easy to lose, so... keep your eyes on them...